The Thrill Is Gone

by startupguysarelame on 30/03/2011

You know you’re not dating a lame startup guy anymore when you lose your the inspiration for posts on your blog about lame startup guys.

Recommendation Engine

by startupguysarelame on 29/03/2011
You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when you realize he built a recommendation engine to figure out what you might be thinking. (via @robin_ahn)

Minimum Viable Apartment

by startupguysarelame on 28/03/2011

You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he lives with a roommate in the Minimal Viable Apartment (MVA): couch, table, whiteboard, tech gadgets and a box of trojans. (view photo)

 

A/B Testing, Startup-Style

by startupguysarelame on 26/03/2011
You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he describes being “bi-curious” or “cheating” as “a/b testing his sex life.” (via @robin_ahn)

Client Server Action

by startupguysarelame on 25/03/2011

You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he describes your bedroom affairs as client => server action. (via anon. lame startup guy)

Pet Names

by startupguysarelame on 24/03/2011
You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he calls you by your twitter handle. (via @robin_ahn)

Startup Rockstar Status

by startupguysarelame on 23/03/2011

You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he’s the Justin Bieber of the startup groupie scene- he’s constantly surrounded by giggly startup groupie chicks and dudes sometimes admit to having man-crushes on him.

Birthday Schwag

by startupguysarelame on 22/03/2011

You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when you realize your birthday gifts are really just all startup schwag he scored from his buddies’ new ventures.

Relationship Bandwidth

by startupguysarelame on 14/03/2011

You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he tells you he’s not sure he has the bandwidth for a relationship right now.

Startup Groupies

by startupguysarelame on 13/03/2011

You know you’re dating a lame startup guy when he spent last night stalking tech celebs at the sxsw lean startup party.